Dear Jabba,
For a cat who is constantly trying to slip out the door as people come and go, you turned out to be quite the pussy when you actually made it to the outside world.
I know. It scares me too.
But we can't hide under porches forever.
There are birds to catch, small rodents to kill.
Take a deep breath,
and dinner will still be in your bowl in the kitchen when you come home.
For a cat who is constantly trying to slip out the door as people come and go, you turned out to be quite the pussy when you actually made it to the outside world.
I know. It scares me too.
But we can't hide under porches forever.
There are birds to catch, small rodents to kill.
Take a deep breath,
and dinner will still be in your bowl in the kitchen when you come home.
